America - Rest in Peace

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America - Born 1776 Philadelphia, PA
Wounded New York, NY September 11, 2001
Died - July 2, 2007

America, the last hope of a beleaguered world, passed away this day due to injuries sustained in the most heinous act of callous indifference the world has ever known. Though wounded in the World Trade Center attacks in New York City, and further injured by the malfeasance of the president and his staff in confronting the tragedy of Hurricane Katrina, the ultimate blow was when the President - appointed by the Kangaroo Court - commuted the sentence of a convicted felon to prevent him from possibly testifying against this same administration’s malfeasance. Sickening.

Immediate relatives are claiming that America has been sick for some time and its death was not unexpected. They believe that though the cause of death and 9/11 are intertwined, the actual symptoms that first indicated a cancer began in the House of Representatives in the early nineties. The disease spread due to a lack of quality care for the body of the Constitution and quickly metastasized. With the selection of George W Bush as president by a partisan and negligent Supreme Court, the cancer remained untreated for four years. Even though physicians warned the family repeatedly that treatment must be allowed, they allowed the election to be stolen in 2004. This further spread the cancer and ultimately led to the death.

The news media, who failed to report on America's true condition and instead practiced deceptive practices and misdirection are also mentioned as possible causes of the sickness. When the news media started treated lies as facts, relatives claim, America was simply doomed. The news media was unavailable for comment as they answer to no one without first being given their marching orders by the monied elite. It is believed that corporatism and the news media have worked in collusion to hasten the demise.

American is remembered by some as a trusted friend. A friend who would always give more, do more, and sacrifice more for its friends. Still, others remember America as a bully and a liar placating a small population in the Middle East rather than actually working for the liberation of all people. Its legacy has been forever sullied by an illegal and immoral war pitting a succession of lies as the cause. In fact, their actions only strengthened the cancer.

America is survived by many relatives including the Brits, French, The Germans, and Japanese. America died leaving no estate, it having all been frittered away in the last 25 years of life on various schemes hatched by its disobedient children, politicians, and CEOs who were unwilling to wait for their inheritance and instead hornswaggled and stole from the ailing patient.

They were not present at the funeral, having fled the country with their ill-gotten gains